At
the close of the school year I enjoy giving seniors a special final writing
assignment. They are told to write out a memorial sketch that could be used at
this point in time in a memorial service if they were to leave this world
suddenly. This assignment usually coincides with the reading of “Death Be
Not Proud” by John Gunther, a beautifully written memoir from the father of
a genius who died at age 17 from brain cancer.
This assignment is usually not
graded, but examined for length and for whether it fulfills basic requirements.
They are asked to include life summaries, accomplishments, personal
descriptions of themselves, and messages for people. The results are both
revealing and enormously entertaining to read. My rationale for this assignment
is that leaving high school is a traumatic loss for many students, not too
dissimilar to a death.
Here is a portion of one memorial
sketch submitted by a habitually trouble making male. Do I actually discern
some smidgen of soul searching or conscience in this document? I’ll let the
reader judge:
I have lived a great life,
especially in my English class at Huntington Park high school. I think I was a little bit of a procrastinator in my classes. But I certainly had the potential if I would
have just put some dedication into all my work. Also, I liked to talk in the classroom because I would rather have done
that instead of doing my work. As a
child, I was very curious about anything that I touched or anything that I saw.
I disliked
many things including teachers and the way that they behaved during their class
sessions. They always seem to have a
grudge against me.[how
shocking and surprising!] I was
constantly kicked out of my classes, and also got suspended. I never got arrested though.
Well, the one and only thing I want
people to know about me is that I never took shit from anyone who thought they
were superior to me. Many things are not
known by my family because when I was with my family, I always tried not to let
things slip out. Yes mom, I stole, I
fought, I lied…. I've basically committed every sin possible that was not too
serious. I never killed anyone so that
was good. But my life has many
highlights too. I was a loving person
when I wanted to be. When I was around
people I didn't know, I was different. I
was actually nice. When I liked the way
a girl looked, I tried to be as charming as possible.
One of the
most memorable events in my life that I will never forget was when I got my
first suspension. It made me actually
look at something from the standpoint of the teacher. I threw a stink bomb into a teacher's
classroom. It made me realize that I was
a really bad kid, and that I have gotten away with too much throughout my
life. When I was caught I felt
regret. Since then I realized that there
were consequences to someone's actions. This saved me from doing far more horrible things throughout my life
because I had so many chances to do so many bad things. I held back on many of those things. [notice the word, “many”]
I predict a career in politics for that
little lamb. The maturation process is a steep climb in the community of Huntington Park. but a
few make it to the point where they can actually look down at their former selves
and offer congratulations to their new personas, whether congratulations is
merited or not. Here are some words from a future auto mechanic:
I am into muscle cars, and hot
rods. I don’t like Hondas at all. I don’t like people that use guns to kill,
but I am in favor of bats, chains. brass knuckles, bottles, and switchblades to
be used for violence.
Through out
my life I have been a trouble maker. I have been involved in plenty of fights.
I was part of a gang. We used to fight against our enemies, and against dumb
people that thought they were better than us. I have fought against punks,
metal heads, skaters, wannabee gangsters, white boys, and dumb [n-word deleted]. After all this, I
simply stopped because I began focusing more on me, and what I wanted to
accomplish rather than who I wanted to beat up [smart move kid].
Now, I’m not like that anymore. There are
times that people have tried to fight me, but I laugh at them and say a few
words to them and walk away. They are the ones who end up looking like idiots.
I would
like to be remembered as a bad ass drummer and guitar player. One thing I
accomplished in my life was that I was able to perform at the House of Blues in
Hollywood
How
about memories of school? What do the seniors remember of their lives in class?
What learning took place? Here is another excerpt from another “graduating”
senior:
I'm the person that all I thought
about was having lots of fun. Maybe
that's bad, and it got me into a lot of trouble, but that's just me. I try to satisfy my needs at all
expenses. Yeah, I used to smoke the
herb. I bet right now, you people who
are reading this are like, “Oh, what a pothead. What a druggie.” - But it's not
like that. That is just my choice of drug. Other people like to drink. I
drink here and there on weekends. Lots
of people smoke tobacco, but me, I don't even smell tobacco. That shit is
nasty.
I will miss
the fun and exciting adventures that me and my hommie's had all those times we
ditched and got drunk and high, all those fine ass girls we handled, all those
BJ's during school etc.[Yeah, keep
dreaming kid.]
From a senior girl we
can read of the value of academic pursuits:
I want to thank all my friends from
fifth period. You guys made 5th
period the best. Thanks for helping out
with all the work. That's the reason why
I think that I passed. [the wonders of
cooperative copying displayed once again]
Life never ends. It's just a trip that you will never come
back from. I learned to be independent
from my parents. I started working at McDonald's
at the age of 16. I had a really great
time.
During my
life I had many goals that I wanted to accomplish. I had many great goals, some that I
accomplished and some that I gave up on. One of my major goals was to graduate from high school and with my
efforts I did. Another goal was to come
out of high school without getting pregnant. I accomplished this goal, and proved everybody wrong about it. [And
the gene pool of Southern California thanks
you for it.]
If
only an English composition class could be like a video game. But alas, it is
not as this young senior male found out:
Many of my friends tell me that I
have an anger problem. I would let my
anger take over me and do some things I would regret. But you can't always control your emotions. I controlled my anger, so I would not hurt my
friends and family.
Every
weekend I had to do something. I
couldn't stay at home all weekend. When
I stayed home for the weekend it was some of the most boring days of my life. I love playing video games. When I stayed home video games were the only
things that would save me from boredom. I used to have all the systems they came out with from Nintendo to
PlayStation two. I could not stop until
I would pass the game. If only I could
have done the same thing at school [alas,
if only].
You could
say that I learned from my mistakes. One
thing that really changed the way I see things is school. School is a necessity to succeed in life. My English teacher, Mr. Keller, tried to
point that out to students in all his classes [kiss, kiss].
I would
like to be remembered as someone that was trying to succeed in life, and that
got my high school diploma. Also, I want
to be remembered as someone who got one of the most beautiful girls at school
to be mine. Everyone liked her, but no
one could have her except me. Everyone
tried to beat me up because they were jealous that I had her. I did not let that bother me.
One
message that I would like to leave behind is for all the future squirrels in
Mr. Keller's classes: “Study for your tests. Don't be like me who always failed his tests. Do all your work no matter how boring or
uninteresting the work might be. If you
don't do anything you will regret it. You're going to smell your diploma burning if you don't do your work. [Yes, doing nothing is like setting a match
to that parchment paper]
A
sense of priority emerges from these memorial sketches that reveals so much of
what is important in the life of a high school student:
Now if I am dead, of course, I will
have left some of my possessions behind that I cared for a lot. To be exact about these possessions, I cared
for my shoes most of all. They were
something that I treasured as if they were gold. I was a fan of Timberland boots,
Jordan and Nike shoes. I always tried not to
get them dirty because it was a hassle to clean them. Now as many of you know, my clothes were
something that always had to match with my shoes. And of course they always had to be clean
too. If I am no longer with you guys and
I am not in charge of my possessions, I hope they are given to those who were
less fortunate than I was at the time I lived. [Put those Nikes on a pedestal and offer incense]
Impressing one’s parents seem to carry some weight of
importance with a few students:
I want my
family to know that I am actually into other things than what they might
think. I am into all types of music to
their surprise. I listen to jazz and all
other types of music that isn't so cacophonous. I don’t like “DEATH METAL.” My
vocabulary is actually extensive thanks to my English teacher, Mr. Keller (ha
ha - any opportunity to get extra
points.) [kiss up attempt was duly noted
by Mr. Keller]
Kiss
up attempts abound in a final writing assignment like this one:
Oh yeah behave in school and learn
something. Pay attention in school,
especially to your English teacher, because he knows a lot, and he will also
tell you not to behave like a squirrel. He will make you realize that getting
your high school diploma is very important.
I tried to do the best that I could
on everything that I set myself to do. I
accomplished finishing my high school education, and I passed my English
class. I think it was because I always
heard Mr. Keller saying what would happen when students didn't pass their
English class. [Somebody listened.]
What
does an HP High School senior think an appropriate way to exit life might be?
The
spreading of ashes is supposed to be a touching and heartfelt event. It was designed so that the person could be
let go in any place that he or she loved.
I have recently
been talking with one of my closest friends about the whole ashes being spread
thing. He was like, “My favorite place
is Disneyland. So what happens if I want my ashes thrown there?” I broke out in
laughter, because I immediately thought of someone throwing all of his ashes on
the park and all the kids choking on the ashes and crying because their faces
were full of the remains of the deceased. Their faces would be drenched in black ash and their Mickey Mouse
lollipops would be soaked in it. So after
thinking about that, I decided that that is what I would want people to
do. I would want all of my friends to
cremate me and throw me on the happy kids at
Disneyland,
no matter what the consequence might be. After that everyone could get wasted on my account “Free rounds for
everyone!” I always wanted to say that.
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